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  Contents

  Title Page

  Bloody Noobs

  Wakey, Wakey

  Deal

  No Deal

  Home at Last

  Curse My Brain

  A Bad Feeling

  Wombling Free

  Grungy

  Muscle Time

  Time to Feast

  Nathan

  A Sickness

  Up It Comes

  Haha

  The Warehouse

  Lots of Stuff

  Panic

  Vicky to the Rescue

  Doing It In Style

  Mom Stuff

  Satan Breathes

  Dirty Again

  Surprise

  Time to Go

  About Time

  Things Get Freaky

  A Ruse

  Barely Contained

  A Delivery

  The Hat

  The Tale Continues

  Bump

  Meeting Gangsters

  Let's Do This

  A Mistake

  Peekaboo

  Emergency

  A Holiday

  Seriously?

  Sleepy Kids

  A Plan

  A Walk

  Itchy Leg

  What Now?

  A Bad Habit

  Back and Forth

  Peace

  Wow

  Here We Go

  Alone and Dangerous

  Feathers

  Goddamn

  You Wanna Piece?

  That Tingly Feeling

  Blame Me

  Telling Tales

  Introductions

  Walking the Streets

  Just When You Think You're Out

  Strange

  Yes!

  Are You Kidding?

  No Respite

  Here Goes

  A Big Question

  Angel Eyes

  Wildcat Wizard Book 4

  Al K. Line

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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

  Bloody Noobs

  "Damn, my hat," I cursed as I snatched out a hand to catch it whilst sliding on the soaking grass. Okay, I fell on my arse and got my jeans muddy, but it's better if you picture me making a cool move and grabbing my hat before it lands, rather than it falling in a puddle as I flail about like a landed fish.

  Which was how I felt.

  I retrieved my hat—Grace is her name—from the puddle, tugged her tight onto my head, then clambered to my feet. "Hurry up," I shouted at the massive wolf-cum-housewife-cum-whatever-the-hell that bounded towards me, then I was off, arms pumping furiously, cursing the rain, the mud, the state of my clothes, the economy, the fact chocolate bars were now so small I always had to buy two, that milk didn't come in glass bottles any more, and life itself.

  "Don't know why I bother," I muttered through clenched teeth before I spat out a sod of turf and sprinted for all I was worth.

  The wolf, which was actually my numpty of a sidekick, Vicky, housewife from hell and annoying mini-mom most of the time, lurched past me, unconcerned by the terrain or the rain, and I swear she smiled a smug smile as I chased her tail. But canines can't smile, although I wouldn't put it past her as she knew it would wind me up.

  "You won't be laughing in a minute," I hollered, but the driving wind and rain was pounding us so hard I doubt she heard. She knew though, knew we were almost out of time, which explains the running and why we were so frantic.

  Dawn was less than half an hour away, then the full moon would wane, even if the day promised to be dark and dull and as crap as every other day had been for months during this freaky winter. When the night was over, and day became official, Vicky was gonna be in a whole world of trouble. And I'd be right there, lumbered with a noob of a sidekick, a noob of a werewolf, yet an expert pain in my posterior.

  Don't get me wrong, I loved Vicky with all my heart, but she was damn annoying and ever since she discovered she could turn once a month if she so wished, she'd gone out of her way to do so. Meaning, every bloody month since summer I had to get her out of one ridiculous scrape or another as she kept fucking up. She'd learned how to remain sane and to think clearly when she changed, but only just, yet lost control, at least briefly, every time she shifted. Let's just say there weren't many bunnies left in the local area and leave it at that.

  Tonight wasn't just her fault though, this was one of those times when crap happened the way it often did when a job seemed too easy. Cerberus again, interfering and causing me grief, and I'd had just about enough of them now. Once again, and this time I was serious, Nathan, the posh twat of a face of Cerberus, had to die. I'd kill him. He promised to leave us alone, leave me alone, yet his goons were after us. I was sick of these games.

  Yes, in case you haven't noticed, the weather was making me grumpy. Plus, I wanted my breakfast.

  Rain turned to a deluge, visibility cut almost to zero, and I was fighting so hard to keep moving as the ground became a shallow river that I forgot I could have kept myself at least mostly dry if I activated the energy stored in my hat. It could expand a simple shield like an invisible umbrella, but at the moment it had defaulted to keeping the top of my head dry and nothing else.

  I tucked my chin in and kept going, the rain horizontal now, Vicky's wolf form nothing but a blurry shadow a few paces ahead. Damn, but she was intimidating like that. I risked a glance behind, and smirked as I caught sight of the two surviving goons, the amateur bitches, flailing about in the mud.

  "Oomf." I smacked into something wet and went down in a mess of mud. I wiped my eyes only to be confronted with the tiny wet ass of Vicky, my nose almost crammed somewhere it definitely ought not to be—she was married after all—and also, she was Vicky, and I was me. "Ugh, move it, move it," I ordered, voice muffled by wet, wobbly, muddy bum flesh.

  Vicky shook her booty and cackled as I shoved at her behind, pushing myself away across the slick ground.

  "You picked one hell of a time to shift," I yelled over the rain.

  Vicky tried to gain purchase, got nowhere, and fell flat on her stomach again. "Feeling tired," she whined, then rolled over and winked. "Give me a hand?" She lifted a scrawny arm and I sighed.

  "You gotta stop doing this," I moaned, hauling her tiny body up.

  "You love it," she said, so damn perky and happy I couldn't help but smile even though I was trying to look gruff and angry. Which I guess I did, what with my long brown hair clinging to my face and neck, my sodden leather jacket, my combats that were sticking to my legs, and general permanently grumpy, what people called "lived in" face.

  "I love it more when I'm dry, have been paid, and eaten my breakfast," I grunted as I slung her over my shoulder then patted my pocket to make sure I still had my prize. The book was still there, and would be dry, as good wizard thieves always carry ziplock bags, so not everything was going wrong.

  "Vicky?"

  She snored, the comedown from her transformation having the usual effect, so I moved as fast as I could and plowed on through the rain, hoping the goons wouldn't catch us, knowing they were having an even worse time of it than me.

  The quagmire changed to compact gravel as I made it to a path and sped up, legs like lead, back killing even though Vicky weighed less than a bag of groceries, and I g
ot to the car. I opened the back door, threw her in, and annoyingly she didn't wake up to complain, shut the door, got in the driver's side, and sped off.

  Before I hit third gear, the rear window exploded with the sound of gunfire, I was sideswiped, and I broke my nose on the steering wheel.

  "Fucking rain," I moaned.

  Hi, I'm Arthur "The Hat" Salzman. Welcome to my life. Seriously, you're welcome to it. Take it, I'll even pay.

  Wakey, Wakey

  Vicky screamed from the cramped footwell in the back where she'd rolled off the seat. I groaned and touched my nose, then yelped—I should have learned by now, but every time I broke my nose I had to touch it, and it always hurt. Sighing, I unbuckled, yanked the Velcro free on my custom pocket, and pulled out my wand.

  "Stay here. Go back to sleep," I said as I turned and nodded at Vicky.

  "Haha, very funny," she said, eyes widening as she realized she was naked, legs sprawled in a most unladylike manner.

  I turned front as she scrambled to cover herself with a blanket; served her right for being a bloody lycanthrope. Noob.

  I winced as I shoved the door open and something shifted in my ribcage, but it didn't feel broken so I guess that was good news. What wasn't good news was the black SUV that had hit me. Its tires were screeching as it came to a halt after reversing. As rubber burned, it sped toward me.

  Gunshots rang out dully through the rain, so I ducked down, cursed life, the universe, and everything, then forced my will down through my aching arm and into the warm wood of my hand-carved wand. Sigils activated, shining bright umber like a beacon of hope when all was darkness, and I smiled, then sneered, as I raised the wand and blasted a tire. It burst in a most impressive way, and metal screeched, sending sparks flying. It was quite pretty.

  The driver overcompensated, the amateur, as he began to slide, and veered off to the right, smacking into a lamppost, resulting in the horn blaring, the car buckled, and air bags activated.

  Another shot rang out, trashing the door panel, and I crouched lower then ran around to the passenger side as footsteps splashed across soaked asphalt. Pissed off, and knowing I couldn't get any wetter, I dropped flat and, as the muddy black shoes of a Cerberus goon, what they liked to call Hounds, stopped where I'd been a moment earlier, I let rip with the trusty wand. Power like sick lightning erupted from the tip and disintegrated the guy's foot.

  He slumped to the ground and we locked eyes for a moment. "Bad day to screw with me," I growled, readying to explode his head. His eyes widened with fear and pain, and then I let rip.

  I looked away as the energy surged and spat from my wand, I'm squeamish like that. Rolling back, I clambered to my feet, stormed over to the SUV, and as two guys half fell from the vehicle, slipping as they tried to run, I shouldered one in the back so he smacked his head on the door and went down. Whirling, I blasted the other one through the open door, but he was fast and I only got a glancing blow to his shoulder.

  He turned and fired, but I was already on top of the guy I'd downed, so I used the wand to pierce his brain through an ear. There's no point wasting magic when you don't have to. Then I grabbed his gun, fired a few rounds, hightailed it to the rear of the car, and as the last Hound crouched behind the driver's door I shot out the glass then took careful aim and fired again. Half his face blew off, landing in the dirt on a nondescript road.

  Thoroughly depressed, I threw away the gun, hunched my shoulders, and ambled back to my car. The engine was still running, so I turned up the heater, pulled out my phone, made a call to the Cleaner, and put my seatbelt back on.

  "Arthur, you could have just driven off," chastised Vicky as she tugged a tiny red sweater over a ponytail pulled tighter than my nerves.

  "And you could have shifted a few minutes later and this wouldn't have happened."

  "It's not my fault," she moaned, poking out her tongue.

  "Whatever. Put some jeans on," I ordered as I glanced in the rearview mirror.

  "I'm trying, but I think I've put on weight." Vicky wriggled about as she slid her jeans up, and I sighed.

  "Don't start. If you get any more skinny you'll have to buy kids' clothes. Oh, wait, you already do."

  "Just shoes," Vicky shouted. Why, I have no idea, but she was like that. "Um, and socks. And sometimes jumpers if they're in the sale."

  "Put your seatbelt on," I said, forcing myself to remain calm. We drove off back to the city she called home and where most of my business was centered.

  "Do you still have it?" Vicky asked once she was buckled up.

  I opened the hidden zipper of my jacket—yes, I like a lot of pockets—pulled out the sealed book no larger than my hand, with a black cover and black pages, seemingly devoid of words but screaming DANGER as it oozed weird magic, and said, "Sure do."

  She smiled, I smiled; another job well done.

  Deal

  "I can do it on my own. I managed fine before you. I'm the bloody professional here," I lectured, more exasperated by the second.

  "That's debatable," Vicky muttered from the back seat.

  "You want to be put over my knee and spanked?" I asked, glaring at her in the rearview.

  "You wish. Let's just get this done. But don't keep me out of the action, Arthur. We're a team."

  "Fine, just try to behave, will you?"

  "I always do."

  I got out of the car, saying nothing more as we'd had this conversation too many times already. Then I had a thought and put a hand out to Vicky as she began to follow. "Hey, what about the kids?" I asked brightly. "Don't you have to get them off to school?" Haha, I had her now.

  "It's Sunday, they won't be up for hours. Neither will Harry."

  "Harry? You got a new dog?"

  Vicky stood on tip-toe and peered into my eyes, or tried to, she still only came up to my chin. "Are you trying to be funny?"

  "What? No, if I was, you'd be laughing."

  "My husband. Will you please try to remember his name?"

  "Sorry, it's just I've called him the Slug for so long."

  "Yeah, well, I'm not doing that any more. We're getting on really well and he's even taken up running."

  "Ugh. Whatever." We crossed the street, parking not a problem this early in the morning. I shuddered as an image of "Harry" covered head-to-toe in Lycra, sweating and puffing, flesh wobbling as he ran, crowded out all other thoughts.

  I was half asleep as it had been a long night, and Vicky was just as zombified since she was always utterly drained after her monthly shift. But Vicky was Vicky, and she'd rather die than skip any action. She was, without doubt, the most intense person I knew. She hated missing out on anything to do with this magic-infested gangster life she had been embroiled in ever since I let her become my new sidekick, something I regretted every day. But she somehow managed to help, even when I thought she couldn't, and her computer skills were second to none, the reason I had got to know her so well in the first place.

  She was finally learning the ropes, though. She'd always acted the part, but now she was getting good at this game and it worried me. She'd get herself killed one of these days, and chances were, I'd be dead right alongside her.

  I rapped on the door to the tiny cafe run by Candy, owner and super-hot shifter, full of secret desire for yours truly. I wished. Images of the Slug were replaced with images of bouncing boobs and naked bottoms, in no way lessened when Candy scowled at us as she unlocked the door and I caught sight of her plain black work trousers and white shirt with two whole buttons undone.

  "What are you smiling at?" she asked as she brushed slightly disheveled curly blond locks from her lovely face. She'd taken a while to warm to me, but I'd won her over in the end.

  "Just pleased to see your beautiful face on this otherwise depressing day," I said as I entered.

  "What about my face?" asked Vicky before the women hugged and I frowned. I never got hugs, not even a peck on the cheek.

  "Exactly." I mumbled.

  Candy closed the door, lea
ving it unlocked, then went behind the counter. The whole cafe was narrower than my hallway, the counter taking up half the space along the right-hand wall, chairs and tables crammed in. But it was comfortable, warm, smelled of coffee, and had become the default meeting place to exchange items for payment with the vampires. Brains, a.k.a. Ivan now usually coming in person for the deal.

  "They here yet?" I asked, doing this really annoying thing I kept doing in Candy's company and saying utterly stupid shit.

  Candy looked around the cafe and said, "Oh, yes, they're hiding under the table over by the window."

  "Just asking. Any coffee?" Ugh, what was wrong with me? Both women stared at me and I scratched under my hat. "It's been a long night, I'm running on empty," I said by way of explanation.

  "I'll get the coffee," said Candy, giving me another curious glance like I had several marbles missing.

  "Thanks for opening up for us," said Vicky as she leaned on the counter and watched Candy.

  "Why so early?" she asked, taking the envelope I slid across the counter and pocketing it. Payment for services rendered, the usual rate.

  "Guess Ivan needs his beauty sleep during the day now," I said.

  "He's finding it tough to stay awake during the daytime, but can cope with the morning and evening," said Vicky, more in the know because they had spent a lot of time together since discovering they were brother and sister. Long story, read the book.

  "Guess that's to be expected." Candy served three coffees and we drank in silence, enjoying the caffeine boost.

  The bell rang over the door several minutes later and Ivan entered. Two very large, very goony looking goons poked their heads in and gave me the gangster stare, so I smiled at them. I got the usual blank looks in return then they closed the door and stood out front looking suitably menacing.

  "Morning, Ivan," I said cheerily, saluting with my mug.

  "Morning, brother," said Vicky, all smiles, still acting insanely excited to have a vampire, werewolf, gangster as a brother. It was like all her Christmases come at once.

  "Morning, sister. Arthur. Candy. Can I have an Americano please?"